Rigbitnig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty warg.

Rigbitnig created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbitnig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rigbitnig, it will ignore you.

Rigbitnig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rigbitnig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rigbitnig eight times a day.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.