Kopfigjip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying naga.

Kopfigjip created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kopfigjip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kopfigjip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kopfigjip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kopfigjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.