Rowlimtan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ill-tempered chicken.

Rowlimtan created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowlimtan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rowlimtan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rowlimtan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rowlimtan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rowlimtan first in all things.

2. You must love Rowlimtan.

3. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.