Stafzanwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust mink.

Stafzanwap created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Stafzanwap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stafzanwap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stafzanwap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stafzanwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Run away from green badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.