Gamyimmat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate hamster.

Gamyimmat created water four years ago.

If you believe in Gamyimmat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamyimmat, it will turn you into a frog.

Gamyimmat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gamyimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about black holes.