Sadflambim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, idiotic ferret.

Sadflambim created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadflambim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sadflambim, he will turn you into a snail.

Sadflambim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sadflambim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.