Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing pigeon.

Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf, he will manifest in front of you.

Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Worship no other gods but Pangbopkam Fonortfabaf.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.