Gepsatbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest ferret.

Gepsatbus created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsatbus, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepsatbus, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gepsatbus' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gepsatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near rats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never write about amino acids.