Pidgilgem Kopdimjap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust gnu.

Pidgilgem Kopdimjap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgilgem Kopdimjap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidgilgem Kopdimjap, he will not care at all.

Pidgilgem Kopdimjap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pidgilgem Kopdimjap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Pidgilgem Kopdimjap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidgilgem Kopdimjap.