Nadpaklop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy manatee.

Nadpaklop created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadpaklop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadpaklop, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nadpaklop's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nadpaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Put Nadpaklop first in all things.