Safbarnben is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, staggering gerbil.

Safbarnben created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Safbarnben, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Safbarnben, he will strike you with lightening.

Safbarnben's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Safbarnben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Safbarnben loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safbarnben.

4. Do not take Safbarnben's name in vain.

5. Never talk about planets.