Yarlbopdav is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident warg.

Yarlbopdav created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbopdav, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarlbopdav, he will remove you from existence.

Yarlbopdav's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yarlbopdav's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never write about comets.