Farnbugyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful coyote.

Farnbugyarp created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbugyarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Farnbugyarp, he will turn you into a mole.

Farnbugyarp's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Farnbugyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Farnbugyarp loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.