Spagdotjonlag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable armadillo.

Spagdotjonlag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdotjonlag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Spagdotjonlag, he will not care at all.

Spagdotjonlag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Spagdotjonlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your chest.