Hunhubbum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful fairy.

Hunhubbum created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunhubbum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hunhubbum, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hunhubbum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hunhubbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed pineapples to rats while wearing magenta stockings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing near tapirs.