Kenbisspod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane pig.

Kenbisspod created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenbisspod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kenbisspod, he will laugh at you.

Kenbisspod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kenbisspod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.