Nurlominmis Budmutcum is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered deer.

Nurlominmis Budmutcum created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlominmis Budmutcum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurlominmis Budmutcum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nurlominmis Budmutcum's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nurlominmis Budmutcum's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.