Gidxenweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak bat.

Gidxenweg created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gidxenweg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidxenweg, she will torture you forever.

Gidxenweg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gidxenweg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Retreat if four dogs approach from the east.