Bomjingarhig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful deer.

Bomjingarhig created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomjingarhig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomjingarhig, he will make you grow a tail.

Bomjingarhig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bomjingarhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Bomjingarhig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing gray shirts.