Liphivzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able owl.

Liphivzim created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liphivzim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Liphivzim, it will turn you into a slug.

Liphivzim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Liphivzim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.