Kapbonkhit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent fairy.

Kapbonkhit created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbonkhit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kapbonkhit, she will not care at all.

Kapbonkhit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Kapbonkhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not laugh in public.