Tamdunlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, amazing dog.

Tamdunlarp created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamdunlarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tamdunlarp, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tamdunlarp's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tamdunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamdunlarp.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not listen to music.