Quilllibpag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable jackal.

Quilllibpag created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quilllibpag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quilllibpag, she will make you grow a tail.

Quilllibpag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Quilllibpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quilllibpag.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Put Quilllibpag first in all things.