Ortgarlarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous alligator.

Ortgarlarg created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortgarlarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ortgarlarg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ortgarlarg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ortgarlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never look at planets.