Xuckhentin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering penguin.

Xuckhentin created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckhentin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xuckhentin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Xuckhentin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Xuckhentin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.