Gepratarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical shrew.

Gepratarp created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepratarp, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepratarp, she will come to you in dreams.

Gepratarp's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gepratarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight snails approach from the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray immersed in water.