Afkonceb is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying ferret.

Afkonceb created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afkonceb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Afkonceb, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Afkonceb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Afkonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afkonceb.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.