Wikdambemvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish clam.

Wikdambemvol created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikdambemvol, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikdambemvol, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wikdambemvol's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wikdambemvol's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange goats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.