Yokwodont Wanyogtik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage beaver.

Yokwodont Wanyogtik created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yokwodont Wanyogtik, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokwodont Wanyogtik, she will manifest in front of you.

Yokwodont Wanyogtik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yokwodont Wanyogtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yokwodont Wanyogtik.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Never wear white jumpers.

5. Never think about cell theory.