Libhitmif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish owl.

Libhitmif created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libhitmif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Libhitmif, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Libhitmif's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Libhitmif's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libhitmif.

4. Run away if nine horses approach from the south.

5. Worship no other gods but Libhitmif.