Fembitbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking bee.

Fembitbud created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fembitbud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fembitbud, she will think nothing of it.

Fembitbud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fembitbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not eat melons.