Cubdibgem Bastbonkdun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, passionate skunk.

Cubdibgem Bastbonkdun created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdibgem Bastbonkdun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cubdibgem Bastbonkdun, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cubdibgem Bastbonkdun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cubdibgem Bastbonkdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the south.

3. Never feed coconuts to moths while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Fast once a month.