Yattviltif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective butterfly.

Yattviltif created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattviltif, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yattviltif, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yattviltif's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yattviltif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattviltif.

5. Never jump near snakes.
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