Vegfadbot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane deer.

Vegfadbot created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfadbot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vegfadbot, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vegfadbot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vegfadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegfadbot.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not sing in public.