Satwotweg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident zebra.

Satwotweg created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satwotweg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satwotweg, it will turn you into a mouse.

Satwotweg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Satwotweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.