Carlitdog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless fox.

Carlitdog created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Carlitdog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Carlitdog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Carlitdog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Carlitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Carlitdog first in all things.

5. Do not hurt gulls.