Nillgamlib is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful centipede.

Nillgamlib created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgamlib, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nillgamlib, it will turn you into a rock.

Nillgamlib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nillgamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Nillgamlib.

3. Nillgamlib loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not commit murder.