Getarmnabrut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring hare.

Getarmnabrut created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Getarmnabrut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getarmnabrut, he will turn you into a plant.

Getarmnabrut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Getarmnabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Getarmnabrut.