Henganduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited hedgehog.

Henganduss created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henganduss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Henganduss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Henganduss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Henganduss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Run away from blue aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.