Jiggemlim Minyog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind wren.

Jiggemlim Minyog created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiggemlim Minyog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jiggemlim Minyog, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jiggemlim Minyog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jiggemlim Minyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands blue.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

5. You must never eat limes.