Gedvagster is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable lizard.

Gedvagster created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedvagster, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gedvagster, it will turn you into a dog.

Gedvagster's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gedvagster's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Pray towards the north.