Vogcitbass is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident jellyfish.

Vogcitbass created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogcitbass, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vogcitbass, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Vogcitbass' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vogcitbass' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not take Vogcitbass' name in vain.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.