Mifflisjad Gararnxenloopflyfly is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever dugong.

Mifflisjad Gararnxenloopflyfly created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflisjad Gararnxenloopflyfly, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifflisjad Gararnxenloopflyfly, it will remove you from existence.

Mifflisjad Gararnxenloopflyfly's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mifflisjad Gararnxenloopflyfly's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Mifflisjad Gararnxenloopflyfly loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.