Fenbabvid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying bat.

Fenbabvid created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbabvid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenbabvid, it will laugh at you.

Fenbabvid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fenbabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray immersed in water.