Fobvenflat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy raccoon.

Fobvenflat created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobvenflat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fobvenflat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fobvenflat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fobvenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.