Cattan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking goat.

Cattan created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cattan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cattan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cattan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cattan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cattan.

2. Do not take Cattan's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cattan.

5. Pray towards the east.