Jinapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind chicken.

Jinapp created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinapp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinapp, she will turn you into a rock.

Jinapp's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jinapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.