Gabvagpom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud bird.

Gabvagpom created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabvagpom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gabvagpom, it will turn you into a worm.

Gabvagpom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gabvagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about comets.