Dutbinnab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring wyvern.

Dutbinnab created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutbinnab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dutbinnab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dutbinnab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dutbinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dutbinnab.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not chop down trees.