Fundutzedlib is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust guinea pig.

Fundutzedlib created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fundutzedlib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fundutzedlib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fundutzedlib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fundutzedlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fundutzedlib.

5. Never feed rice to cats while wearing brown scarves.